Grab your favourite beverage; this is the official Suits Goddamn Drinking Game for viewers at Château Bonwâg.

When Someone Says This…

1. “Goddamn.” – one shot
   • Bonus shot if it’s weirdly awkward e.g. “You can goddamn pay for this coffee.”
2. “What are you doing here?” – one shot
3. “You have my word… / I promise you…” – one shot
4. “What is this?” – one shot
5. “If anyone asks…” – one shot
6. “This conversation is over.” – two shots
7. “Is that a threat?” – two shots
8. “It didn’t come from me.” – two shots
9. “Now, if you’ll excuse me…” – two shots
10. “Sh*t the bed.” – two shots
11. “You’re going to want to hear what I have to say.” – three shots

When This Happens…

1. The first word of the scene is a character’s name – one shot
2. A character hands someone a folder without explaining what is in it – one shot
3. An elevator closes on someone – one shot
4. Someone buttons or unbuttons their suit – one shot
5. A judge allows a clear case of contempt in their courtroom, after pointing it out and warning against it – two shots
6. Two characters meet on a rooftop with a CGI background – three shots
7. The third time someone uses a movie reference in the same episode – three shots
8. It’s raining in NYC – have a coffee (this never happens)

From a recent Google Images search:

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