Grab your favourite beverage; this is the official Suits Goddamn Drinking Game for viewers at Château Bonwâg.
When Someone Says This…
- “Goddamn” – one shot (Bonus shot if it’s weirdly awkward e.g. “You can goddamn pay for this coffee.”)
- (In Season 5 or later substitute the single awkward curse word they are allowed per episode.)
- “What are you doing here?” – one shot
- “Be That As It May” – one shot
- “You have my word… / I promise you…” – one shot
- “What is this?” – one shot
- “If anyone asks…” – one shot
- “I know this is none of my business” – one shot
- “This conversation/deposition is over.” – one shot
- “Is that a threat?” – one shot
- “It didn’t come from me.” – one shot
- “You didn’t come all the way over here just to…” – one shot
- “Now, if you’ll excuse me…” – two shots
- “Now instead of (doing x) why don’t you go and (do y)” – two shots
- “We need (x) done and we need (x) done *now*” – two shots
- “Sh*t the bed” – two shots
- “What did you just say to me?” – two shots
- “Get the hell out of my office” – two shots
- “Well, you’d better fix it; and fast” – two shots
- “You’re going to want to hear what I have to say” – three shots
- “Get Your House In Order” – three shots
When This Happens…
- Once the first name of everyone visible in the scene is mentioned – one shot
- A character hands someone a folder without explaining what is in it – one shot
- An elevator closes on someone – one shot
- Someone buttons or unbuttons their suit – one shot
- A judge allows a clear case of contempt in their courtroom, after pointing it out and warning against it – two shots
- Two characters meet on a rooftop with a CGI background – three shots
- The third time someone uses a movie reference in the same episode – three shots
- It’s raining in NYC – have a coffee (this never happens)
See Also (for proof and further research):
- Suits at Springfield! Springfield! – full scripts (of varying veracity)
- Broken Montage