Grab your favourite beverage; this is the official Suits Goddamn Drinking Game for viewers at Château Bonwâg.

When Someone Says This…

1. “Goddamn” – one shot (Bonus shot if it’s weirdly awkward e.g. “You can goddamn pay for this coffee.”)
   • (In Season 5 or later substitute the single awkward curse word they are allowed per episode.)
2. “What are you doing here?” – one shot
3. “Be That As It May” – one shot
4. “You have my word… / I promise you…” – one shot
5. “What is this?” – one shot
6. “If anyone asks…” – one shot
7. “I know this is none of my business” – one shot
8. “This conversation/deposition is over.” – one shot
9. “Is that a threat?” – one shot
10. “It didn’t come from me.” – one shot
11. “You didn’t come all the way over here just to…” – one shot
12. “Now, if you’ll excuse me…” – two shots
13. “Now instead of (doing x) why don’t you go and (do y)” – two shots
14. “We need (x) done and we need (x) done *now*”  – two shots
15. “Sh*t the bed” – two shots
16. “What did you just say to me?” – two shots
17. “Get the hell out of my office” – two shots
18. “Well, you’d better fix it; and fast” – two shots
19. “You’re going to want to hear what I have to say” – three shots
20. “Get Your House In Order” – three shots

When This Happens…

1. Once the first name of everyone visible in the scene is mentioned – one shot
2. A character hands someone a folder without explaining what is in it – one shot
3. An elevator closes on someone – one shot
4. Someone buttons or unbuttons their suit – one shot
5. A judge allows a clear case of contempt in their courtroom, after pointing it out and warning against it – two shots
6. Two characters meet on a rooftop with a CGI background – three shots
7. The third time someone uses a movie reference in the same episode – three shots
8. It’s raining in NYC – have a coffee (this never happens)

See Also (for proof and further research):

• Suits at Springfield! Springfield! – full scripts (of varying veracity)
• Broken Montage