Relying on the 100% Accurate, Exhaustive, Methodical process from Mr. Gerbear, I hereby award this year’s #Eurovision points. Australian Jury, you have your marching orders.
As always, this is based on a listen alone; I haven’t seen or heard the televised performances, so if someone bums a note or has a notable bum, I haven’t been swayed. We’re doing science here, people.
Here’s the full list. I’m as surprised as you are about some of the positions. Especially Spain. Am I a tree*?
But not about The Netherlands. The Netherlands’ entry is bad and they should feel bad. Points négatifs.
- Because trees need sap to live.
UPDATE: Moar science – this suggests my controversial pick of Lithuania at #3 has support in the extant literature. Science!
BONWAG 
