It’s Bad Enough We Have To Work Together

In a daring move, my work colleagues have seen fit to elect me president of the local social club. It’s a brave decision, considering my only experience in getting people to work happily together is by confining them to their rooms until they’ve had a good long think about their actions.
Luckily, the club also has a treasurer and secretary, so the train at least has some rails. If anyone’s got any experience running one of these things, or any tips, or any ideas, I’d appreciate it. At the moment, I think the strategy is to organise just enough events so that people have options, but not so many that we wind up on the front page of the West Australian somehow.