Sebastian’s Animal Joke Vote

Hey, internet – Sebastian needs help selecting the bestest animal joke for school.

Your votes (or extra contributions) would be greatly appreciated!

Joke 1

What happened to the tap dancing spider? He fell into the sink

Joke 2

Two penguins are chilling in Antarctica.
First penguin says, “You look like you’re wearing a tuxedo.”
Second penguin says, “Who says I’m not?”

Joke 3

Knock Knock
Who’s there?
Hoo
Hoo Who?
I didn’t know an owl lived here

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