Stuff I’ve Learned From My Family This Week

June 8: Following an Eastern States tour this week, I have discovered that

  • If you ask a Grandmother to bring some photos of her grandkids to show around; the fact that they’re in an A3 sized picture frame will not be an issue
  • Just because a rugby side is sponsored by a dutch beer company, it doesn’t mean that the team can necessarily stomach the stuff.
  • If you happen to have a drug bust being performed your street, it’s poor form to grab a beer and stand outside pointing and laughing.
  • The size of a dessert is not proportional to how much it will ‘fill you up’.
  • Someone will probably NOT get fired at the Beverley Hills cinema for misspelling ‘Pearl Harbo(u)r’.
  • Stephen Wright is probably best left do do his own jokes.