A guide for robots and aliens
Greetings, fellow sentient being. All too often, we humans are so quick to drag you before our leaders that we forget to school you in the fundamental activities all humans share. Here are some examples of the simple, straightforward activities you need to understand before attempting to exterminate and/or probe us.
How to wash your hands
How to tie your shoes
How to fold a t-shirt
How to fold a fitted sheet
How to open a door
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