How To Be Human

A guide for robots and aliens

Greetings!

Greetings! (Photo credit: JD Hancock)

Greetings, fellow sentient being. All too often, we humans are so quick to drag you before our leaders that we forget to school you in the fundamental activities all humans share. Here are some examples of the simple, straightforward activities you need to understand before attempting to exterminate and/or probe us.

How to wash your hands

How to tie your shoes

How to fold a t-shirt

How to fold a fitted sheet

How to open a door

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